7 Things To Do When You Just Can't be Bothered For The Day

I don't know about you guys, but sometimes, but not often - but almost all of the time, I just can't be bothered for the damn day. Do any of you feel the same? Please put me out of my misery and reassure me that I'm not just a lazy old fart like the rest of those other "young" people.

Anyhow, sometimes, I just cannot be bothered to go about my daily duties. Sometimes I don't want to go to work and socialise with the beasts of society. Sometimes I just want to stay in, lounge about in my Harry Potter onesie (I don't own one of these btw, but this is my fantasy and it exists in my brain!) watch an entire season of Gossip Girl all day and feast on sweet potatoes, spinach sandwiches and almond milk to wash it all down! Scratch that. That sounds a bit too healthy for me, right?! Let's try that again..."Feast on KFC burgers, McDonald's chicken wraps and almond milk to wash it down (because let's face it, almond milk is the bomb dot com, whether you're a healthy eater or not!)

1. Go Back to Bed: The obvious thing to do when you're feeling a little bit lazy. Hit snooze on that alarm clock and drift into a slumber, dream like state. One where Leonardo Di Caprio is your husband and animals rule the world. I totally just made up that animal thing on the spot by the way, but how awesome would that be?! Lion's, tigers and bears for the win, no more Trumpeteers!

2. Netflix and Chill:
And no this is not the urban meaning for 'Netflix and chilling' I mean Netflix and chill In the most literal sense of the word. Which actually means an entire day of watching my favourite American TV shows on Netflix (with a borrowed password of course, because who actually has time for a Netflix account! Pfft!) and actually chilling i.e. relaxing, refreshing and doing absolutely N-O-T-H-I-N-G!

Source: Netflix & Chill Gif

3. Stay in Your Pyjamas All Day: Does this really warrant considering about? It is an absolute given every time you have a whole day free to yourself. It goes a little something like this: Wake up + stay in pyjamas all day + do all of the above points + read lots of blog posts + catch up on youtube videos = A wonderful flipping LIFE!!

4. Dance around your room: Dance around your room like you just don't bloody care (if you can be bothered to get up that is!) If you're still lounging in bed, dance in your mind. Ever heard the phrase dancing makes the heart grow fonder? No? Well me neither, I just made it up! But it sounds pretty accurate, right?

5. Plan your week: Ok, so you can't be bothered to get up and out of the house. You can't be bothered to change out of your pyjamas and you can't be bothered to get up and dance. But surely you can be bothered to get your notebook out and write a schedule down for the coming weeks. Use this time to get organised, it's not like you have this much time on other days, so why not make the most of it. Besides, all you really need is a notepad, a pen and a comfy bed and Bob's your uncle! Right?

6.  Ponder life: Sit, put on that £1.80 cosy tee from Primark (as wonderfully modelled by yours truly below), wait a while and ponder on this oddball of a thing we all call life! Contemplate life's biggest mysteries: for instance 'Why can't women urinate standing up?' and 'Why must bananas be shaped in the most phallic possible way EVER?! Ahh life, don't you just love it?!

7. Have a chin wag with your cat: Or a dog if you have one. Now I don't know about you guys, but my Tabby is just the best listener on earth! He's always there when I need him and he never judges or interrupts, heck he doesn't even say a word. And that's the way I like it! Right?!

So after coming to the conclusion that I have used the word 'Right' in the form of a question at the end of the nearly all of these points, far too much. I have realised that I seriously need to update my blogger vocabulary library. Note to self: Read less Cosmo and more Blog's that don't try to "diss" my blogging craft using really bad "satire". (No shade Cosmo)

I hope you all enjoy having a chin wag with your pet and doing other things from this list, when a day comes when you just can't be bothered!

As always thank you for reading, until next time, I'm...

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